So now I am left to the clowns on the Republican ticket. I have been avoiding the topic, mostly because I've been shopping and watching holiday shows on TV instead of thinking, but the latest round of inept campaigning has left me and hopefully you, scratching heads. I wonder if Obama is sitting in his office, laughing his head off with this slate of candidates.
Really, it is bad news when Rick Santorum seems like a voice of reason and the best alternative with his dog fucking ideas.
To wrap up the best of what the Republican Party has to offer America as an alternative to the Socialist Obama, here is an outline:
Michelle Bauchmann: The HPV vaccine causes kids to go retard.
Rick Perry: Not only is he suffering from Dementia, but he scares 80 year olds into believing Social Security is a big Ponzi Scheme.
Mitt Romney: Just your average flip-flopper. For gay marriage, not for gay marriage; For universal health care, not for universal health care; For Team Edward, Not for Team Edward.
Herman Cain: Even though he is out of the running, his screw ups involve Labia. . . I mean Libya.
Newt Gingrich: Aside from being casted in the newest ABC reality show, I Have Three Wives, his main idea for the Presidential Ticket is to force children to become janitors--after all, hunger and poverty alone does not instill good old American Values.
I would mention the other candidate in the race, but I don't know his name.
I have to question Republicans and their connection to the average American voter, let alone the average American. The party has this fascinating idea for drug testing those who apply for unemployment . . . because we all know those black people use SNAP funds to buy drugs . . .
It leaves me with a thought . . . maybe we should mandate those who register as Republicans to have a mental health evaluation instead . . .
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